The knowledge of a first bencher. The attitude of a last bencher.
Write your own obituary. Read it again. Do what’s written.
Do different things when sober and you will have different things to talk about when drunk.
No one would go broke if salaries were disbursed in weekly installments.
Anger Management should be the first lesson taught in advertising. Self-defence should be the second.
An entrepreneur is known by the company he keeps.
Success is when you go from being Dilbert to being Garfield.
Wealth is like an orgasm.
Multitasking is a man’s futile attempt at magic.