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No one would go broke if salaries were disbursed in weekly installments.
Anger Management should be the first lesson taught in advertising. Self-defence should be the second.
An entrepreneur is known by the company he keeps.
Success is when you go from being Dilbert to being Garfield.
Wealth is like an orgasm.
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Multitasking is a man’s futile attempt at magic.
Songs remind you of people you want to forget.
Another day, another collar.
The sun always rises before you want it to.