Dust

It's not the quotes in your life that count, it's the life in your quotes.

Prawn jaaye par chicken na jaaye.

“If you loved her so much, why did you kill her?”

“Just wanted to see how it feels like to commit suicide.”

“Why do all Chetan Bhagat novels have numbers in their name?”

Tea Powder: I used to be a pretty tea leaf you know. And then they forced me to walk into a crusher.

Coffee Powder: Bean there, done that.

There is a foolish corner in the brain of the wisest man.

Just when you start to think that life revolves around one person, someone shares a photograph of the Amazon.

Watching a hamster run round the wheel is like retrospection.

Wall: You have an ugly head

Hammer: Screw you man.

Once an actor, an Arab and a historian went to the pub. As they were drinking, the bar tender asked them, “What do you like the most?”

Actor: Dates

Camel Trader: Dates

Historian: Dates