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An entrepreneur is known by the company he keeps.
Success is when you go from being Dilbert to being Garfield.
Wealth is like an orgasm.
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Multitasking is a man’s futile attempt at magic.
Songs remind you of people you want to forget.
Another day, another collar.
The sun always rises before you want it to.
Sometimes, it’s important to ask the voice inside your head to fuck off.
Poverty is the fly you can never swat